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Remember what it was like to be a virgin? Worrying if it would hurt? Practicing on your pillow case? Watching that scene in Dirty Dancing where Patrick Swayze gets out of bed and for .004 seconds, you can see it? I don't know that I'd want to be a virgin anymore, actually. But if you so desire, supposedly you can get an illusion of your innocence back, in the form of a liquid maidenhead. Because so many of us have such great memories of the sexual satisfaction achieved during our first time!

I don't know about you, but my first time, we were trying to be super quiet so that we wouldn't wake up his parents on the other side of the house. He tried to put in a CD to camouflage any sounds of our teenage coital attempts, but I basically issued an ultimatum and refused to lose my virginity to the mellow sounds of Def Leppard.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think I'd rather do kegels during boring conference calls. What do you think? The comments want to hear all about your first time.


12 Comments

Katamount said:

It was the summer of 1981 and I was having a summer fling with this really hot guy. We did it for the first time one night in the grass behind a lake. It wasn't very spectacular and was over in pretty short order. I think of it fondly, though, because several years after that summer the hot guy and I reconnected and now, 27 years later, I've been married to him for over 15 years. And he's still incredibly hot. And the sex is SO much better than that first time.

jl said:

By the way that product contains alum. Some info show that alum causes alzheimers. What do you think, worth it?

Annette said:

LOL, first time was in a rented room when I was 17. I'd been seeing my first love for 4 years, and this was to be so special. I lay on the bed expectantly, he threw himself on the bed, on top of me, playfully, and the leg of the bed broke. We laughed, a lot.

FormerlyObeseNowOverweight said:

First-time sexual satisfaction?!?!!?!?!

REALLY?!?!!

Well, that's a first that I've heard. Maybe b/c I started when I was 14 and was nervous and had a bunch of hang-ups and whatnot.

I've had many numerous sexual partners and was only able to be sexually satisfied by ONE of them (was 19-22 years old and he did beat me A LOT). Of course, I did all the work.

I have been/am with someone else for 7-8 years and have 2 kids with him and STILL can not orgasm with him. I doubt this product will help with the mental and emotional sexual problems I have.

Still an interesting product but whatever happened to the kegels?

Cobblestone said:

I had a one-of-a-kind first time. I got bored. It was his first time {yes, I'm sure} and he went for FORTY-FIVE minutes.

I was prepared for 90 seconds because that was what I was told to expect by every friend and every bit of media about a guys first time.

Bored and sore.

M. said:

The FIRST first time? I just wanted to see what it was all about. i approached it really clinically, and my cynical assumptions were pretty much spot on. (Although I never had anything to break, so this artificial maidenhead thing is kinda lost on me...) It wasn't the right guy to play with; his penis was huge. Couldn't go jogging for 3 days. I found the whole thing kind of funny, although I decided to stick with oral for the time being. I am quite proudly the queen of blowjobs. He wasn't missing much. ;)

I'd rather think about the first time I enjoyed it, which was with my current bf. That was actually pretty excellent! It still is! Wooohoo! Sex! :)

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Please. Alum and aluminum are two different things.

electropoptart said:

I'm gay. The first time for me was completely horrendous. I was manipulated by my sister's best friend, with alcohol, into having sex. I have issues with sex now and I hate alcohol with a passion.

Sonn said:

It was 1997 and a guy I liked on the internet had flown out from a whole different country just to see me in person. And he had even seen pictures of me already and he knew I was fat, and he liked me anyway. A few weeks into his trip we were driving to my college home and we stayed at a motel overnight. He gave me a backrub, we took a shower together, I washed his hair. In the morning I woke up and found him sitting at the cheap hotel desk watching me and writing love poetry about watching me sleep.

I married him, and to be fair, the sex has been all downhill since that night. BUT he is still a good guy, and I have access to things and their batteries that are pretty good substitutes, so I am OK. I am just still amazed that he saw my saggy boobs and stretchmarked hips and my huge wobbly thighs with the folliculitis on them and he thought it all so beautiful he wanted to marry me. Bad sex or no, that's a keeper.

Elvira said:

Forget liquid maidenhead. I heard women were paying good money to surgeons to restore their hymens! What is THAT about?

Michelle said:

What's wrong with Def Leppard? LOL (From a DL fan!)

I held out until I was 18, then got seduced into it, more or less, by a guy who really knew what he was doing. It was good!

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