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Remember back when MSN Men ranked the Sexiest Women over the age of 35 (and under the age of 45, but the neglected to mention that in the headline) and I was all up in arms because they had forgotten some amazingly sexy women in their totally shortsighted list? Women like Sophia Loren, Kim Cattrall, and Sela Ward were missing, and you guys piped up in the comments to remind us all that Emma Thompson, Vanessa Williams, and Meryl Streep also got the short end of the stick, too.

Well, Helen Mirren has had the last laugh at the dweebs over at MSN Men. In fact, just look what Dame Mirren has been hiding under her sensible tweeds and demure red carpet gowns. I think I speak for all of us when I say "Hellooooooo Nurse!" Elle MacPherson aspires to look that good in 19 years.

Now THAT'S a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition I'd actually read, right there.