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aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
Don't settle for second best when it comes to a relationship. But don't be like those psycho parents who coach their kid's softball team and put so much pressure on them that it takes all the fun out of the game and they just end up crying or wetting their pants. Find a happy medium.

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
You will be very powerful this week, like Flash Gordon . . . or should we say Flesh Gordon? Use your power for good.


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