Our recent haiku contest winners gave us a hankering for our own haikus, hence your weekly astro-romantical advice in 5-7-5:

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
If you make new friends,
Don't tell them you like sploshing . . .
Until you know them.

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Jogging, squash, tennis --
Momentum will carry you
Into bed and love.