We know by now that disposable water bottles are very, very bad things for the environment, and that water is a very, very good thing for our health, our general well-being and our overall super-attractiveness. We don't really care why you drink it--just remember that you ought to be drinking it. And the way to hydrate regularly and conveniently is with your favorite from this collection of seriously cool souvenir Nalgene bottles that serve you up 32 ounces of Tolstoy, 2 pints of Pythagoras, a quart of Duchamp or almost 4 cups of Christie.

There's a selection of attractive, reusable, generously sized and very clever water bottles, all designed by Portland's famous Powell's (and my secret true love). They not only make you happy to own and look at them, but also make you look extremely smart. Which you are, because you're drinking your water! It is the beautiful circle of life.