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I've never heard of Karolina Kurkova, which apparently means I've been living under a rock because Forbes lists her as one of the highest earning supermodels around. I guess if she doesn't guest judge on ANTM or Project Runway, apparently I have no use for her. But recently, the Vickie's Secret model has come under fire of the Brazillian press for having something they call "cellulite" and "back fat". Horrors! The audacity! How dare she have something possessed by 90 percent of women with a BMI over 16. If you can read Portuguese, check out the shock and dismay about "a modelo mostrou que tem celulite no bumbum e na coxa."

I couldn't find a translation for "bumbum," but I'm totally adopting that for myself. Although, seriously, if Karolina's got a bumbum, then mine is more like a bumbumbum.