You know how sometimes you have to get a present for a person that you don't really like, but, you know, you have to get them something? Not quite what you'd like to see waiting for you on your pillow in a hotel, but you have to admit, the chocolate pooper is unique, if not a little freakishly accurate. In fact, it might be the first ever time that I actually would turn down chocolate.

You know, the most troubling thing is that that link is totally safe for work, but the URL is potentially embarrassing. However, I suspect that no one in HR would dare call you out for it.