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Heidi Klum has not only heard the suggestions that Posh Spice needs to eat a cheeseburger, but she's actually done something about it. For VickyB's recent 34th birthday, Klum had a dozen cupcakes sent to the waif wife of the hottest soccer player in the world, with a note that read "Happy Birthday--expect a dozen every Friday! Love, Heidi."

For anyone else, this would be a pretty brilliant birthday prezzie, especially since the cupcake flavors that will be gracing Posh's doorstep weekly look seriously yummers, but given Mrs. Beck's adamant refusal for bakery items or carbs of any sort, it's kind of a bitchy, mean girl thing for Heidi to do. And I kind of feel badly for imagining the look of horror passing over Posh's face when she opened the card and envisioned the weekly delivery of thousands of empty calories topped with delicious frosting. Not too badly, but still.

What do you think? Is Heidi Klum an uber-bitch? Is she just playing the game that Posh already understands? Or, given Heidi's love of food, is this simply an innocent little gift that has no connotations or implications whatsoever?

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