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aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
The sky is blue. There is no good TV on Friday nights. Fire is hot. Oral sex is fun. Kevin Costner can't act. Condoms should always be used with new partners. And ladies should come first when it comes to orgasms. Every now and then, it's good to remind ourselves of some basic truths.
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