The thing about tattoos are that they are permanent. Seriously! Some people have a problem with permanence, and I'm cool with that--your fear of commitment is totally understandable and I do not judge you at all, of course, because that would be rude. But we have to agree, both the tattooed and the untattooed among us, that tattoos are really kind of cool, aren't they? And secretly, if you're untattooed, you kind of wish that you had one or two to impress the kids at the coffee shop, or scare your mom, or let you daydream about what your life would be like if you were a fierce inked biker with the wind in your hair and the road wide open before you.  

To fulfill that secret desire, you've got tattoo sleeves, terrible temporary tattoos and beautiful mehendi, but my favorite of all is the tattoo bandage. Not only are the designs are kind of cool and inspired by classic tattoo art, but you're hurting when you slap one of these band-aids on, so it replicates the actual experience of getting a tattoo! You can't buy that kind of authenticity. Except I guess you kind of can. But you're also purchasing tough-lookingness at bargain prices, so score.