04.23.2008  BY ELASTIC WAIST
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We've got an exclusive quote from Hillary about last night's Pennsylvania primary, and cutie comedian John Knefel shares with Kim what women need to know about guys. Photos via Splash.


4 Comments

Chelle said:

Ha ha - pull out boy, funny Kim.

You have proven once again that men are, in fact, from Mars.

GregHaynes said:

Kim I love the show. But how can't you see the romanticism in farting for the first time in front of your significant other?

Just imagine a nice warm summer day, you're walking with your man, say Ralph, and you decide to stop for some flavored ice when Ralph then 'accidentally' let's one slip out.

Based on your reaction Ralph will either feel accepted and loved or rejected and betrayed. You see, to guys a fart is much more than a firey explosion of poop flakes. It's symbolic of our trust in you embracing our imperfections.

et said:

i think intentionally passing harmful air pollution gas/farts near someone you supposedly care about is rude, but it happens. making a big deal about it gets old. feels like playground in grade school. one guy i dated did something creative with it though...he pretended he was throttling a motorcycle when he let a rather huge one rip. it was funny. he only did it once, though - he didn't make a lifestyle issue out of it. hot dog aftermath = band name of the day! hot dog afterbath? :P hello. I still think forewarning is courteous if you can't give a ten foot cushion before letting a big one free. "outgoing" or "fore" for instance... speaking of "fore" anyone see the gatorade ad with tiger woods teeing off on the moon by the way? is "fore" short for "foreplay" on the course, too? hmmm it is nice when someone feels comfortable and trusting around you to the point that they don't mind farting in your presence. Still, i can think of more romantic ways to whisper sweet nothings. do guys pass gas more than girls? is it a gender thing? a diet thing? is it okay to leave/hack up huge phlegm gobs on the sidewalk/in front of entryways/by the gas pumps too? gross...there are trash cans, toilets, sinks and gutters for that folks.

actually, men think with the gray (more logical type) matter and women use the white (connective holistic approach) tissue in brains. i guess there is research supporting this claim.
http://www.livescience.com/health/050120_brain_sex.html

u might find this interesting also:
http://www.livescience.com/health/060614_ero_images.html

tunes4u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSX9VlXANQ

the original/nyc cabbie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwVJD0k2r0&feature=related

variations on a theme:

coors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QG4HApUXoQ&feature=related

with bono...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_dbCF1jOA&feature=related

and the blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdp6MBpypKQ&NR=1

was looking for ryan's photographs tune...its elusive

more ridiculousness: glow stick war!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WTUsqj8d0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ8AtTYUguA&feature=related

how about a DS glow stick schtick war??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8t4htfWg90

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEDH8KOJEM

Risen Lord Jesus' Peace!
e.t./sue >>*:D (: +

et said:

i still miss the our gang's all here skits

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