Are you one of the unlucky ones who live in a terrible nightmare land where Winter is standing steady and firm, with one foot on the throat of Spring and one hand flipping you off? Are you bitter? Are you angry? Do you wish you could kick Winter in the nards? More importantly, do you wish you were warm? I bitterly and angrily wish I were warm, please.

The idea of these beautiful little art scarves by Alyson Fox? They warm my heart. They would also warm my neck so beautifully! If you live somewhere where weather is more crazy than malevolent (San Francisco, I look directly and meaningfully at you) and you like to be funky and fashionable, these, too, are for you. If you live in weather of hate, these will also come in handy (oh please soon) when you are complaining bitterly about how cold the air conditioning is but are secretly delighted. And looking pretty cute.