It's almost like a mad lib, a random adjective and a random noun describing a place--Vegan Strip Club. Are vegan strippers sexier than regular strippers? Actually, we'll never get to find out, because the strippers might be doing the "All Bacon, All the Time" diet when they're off work, it's the strip club itself that's vegan.

I totally and wholeheartedly approve of veganism. When I was a vegetarian, it wasn't because I was pulling a Morrissey, but rather because meat was grossing me out for a while. It was something I had actually considered for myself for a time, but the reality is that I can't really find anything objectionable with eating eggs, milk and honey, morally or otherwise. While I feel that it's totally fine that someone would feel a moral implication on what they put in their body, be it a cheeseburger or a dozen ping pong balls, I respectfully admire their ability to keep their politics out of my face. Which is why I fully respect PETA's mission but--just like the people who hold giant pictures of aborted fetuses along the road during my morning commute--I am seriously offended by their tactics. There's "getting the message across" and then there's being an obnoxious asshole. At some point, the right to make your message heard is impinging upon the rights of people who have heard it already and don't agree with it.

The vegans are getting a lot of press this week, between the knock down of Skinny Bitch as vegan propaganda over at Salon and this strip club that is somehow taking a moral high road despite the fact that it makes money off of guys who pay women money to rub up against their erections. I feel a little sorry for the awesome vegans out there, who just quietly go along with their life, eating their Soy Boy Ravioli and Boca Burgers but staying out of my grill when I buy my Stonyfield Farms Banilla Yogurt. I heart me the vegans who just lead by example, by showing us that vegan food can be delicious and melt the heart of even the most stalwart carnivore. So hopefully the backlash will pass and our angelic vegan friends can go back to doing what they do best: leading by example rather than imperious looks and judgmental remarks. Stay gold, vegans next door, stay gold. --Weetabix

The comments are curious about whether vegans swallow.