02.29.2008  BY WEETABIX
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One of the things we love about guys is that sometimes? They are just big goofballs and totally spaz out. Which begs the question, which one of these fine spazballs is probably going to embarrass you at your wedding? Which of these three is going to be making you laugh all night long because his O face looks so much like Grimace from the McDonald's commercials? And which one is going to have the funniest funeral evar?
No, the comments don't think it's funny when you fart and then hold them under the covers.


7 Comments

Mags said:

Seth Rogan for all three.

Racquel said:

Marry Seth Rogen, he is adorable!
Fuck John Mayer, he is awhoreable!
Kill Jimmy Kimmel, he is deplorable!

Laura said:

M: Seth Rogan
F: John Mayer -- I love a good manscaper.
K: Jimmy Kimmel

That was easy.

Nonk said:

Can I not kill Jimmy Kimmel AND John Mayer? Or perhaps lock them in a cage until they kill each other? No?

Fine. My answers are the same as everyone else's, then.

GoingLoopy said:

I agree with everyone else.

M: Seth is the guy who thinks he won't get the girl, and therefore will try harder to make sure she's happy once he gets her. Also, many somewhat dorky guys are very, very good in the sack.

F: John is hot, but anyone who writes a song like "Your Body is a Wonderland" has totally used those lines on half the planet. He'd be GOOD for an afternoon in a hotel room, but that's about it.

K: Jimmy Kimmel is annoying on a stick.

Marianne said:

M: Seth Rogan
F: Seth Rogan ;)
K: Mayer and Kimmel. Too annoying, both!

M: John Mayer.
F: Seth Rogan (with a condom. thanks.)
K: Jimmy Kimmel. Much as I LOVED "I'm fucking Ben Affleck", it doesn't make him worthy enough to beat out the other two. lol

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