Britney_loves_her_adderall Apparently the hottest diet drug in L.A. is Adderall, which is typically prescribed to eight-year-olds to keep them from bouncing off the walls. You see, if you don't have the ADHD chemical imbalance in your noggin, Adderall gives you tons of energy and also suppresses your appetite like a mutha. It seems that no matter what the It bag is on Rodeo Drive, it contains a little amber bottle of the stuff. The list of who's using totally reads like a gossip site's daily fodder:

Britney, LiLo, Bam Margera, Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Al Gore III (Okay, this guy is only in the tabloids if they're desperate)

Did no one learn from the example set by Elvis? Do they want to always be remembered for DYING ON THE SHITTER? --Weetabix



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It's not just starlets. I know lots of college students who use it recreationally as a study aid, and some who use it for diets. They have friends who've been on it since they were kids so they think it's completely safe. I think it's an extremely unhealthy idea and just a bad mindset in general-- using others' prescriptions for *anything*. (Side note: Bam Margera might actually *need* Adderall. lol)

duh said:

DUH. Where have you been???People have been dropping weight with smurf coke for YEARS-It was originally developed as a replacement for dexedrine you know. the next thing you'll be reporting is clenbuteral...Which went out of fashion 2 years ago....google it.

Syd said:

VerseFameBeauty has it right, lots of college kids use it. Also, I had a friend who used it and started behaving very erratically--cheating on her husband, dressing really slutty, spending money like crazy. Which it turned out wasn't even her money, she was embezzling it from her job. Now she's in prison. The stuff gives you a jolt but it also makes you act like a dolt.

spiderbite said:

The "in" diet drug in my neck of the woods is Tenuate. (Which offends/amuses me based on the name alone.) Added benefit -- it makes you more productive at work. Like Adderall, but with the label/off-label uses reversed. But perhaps that is so two-years-ago, too.

Oh, and I don't run in the right/wrong circles to know what's new and hip in the speed-y diet drug world, Duh, so although I know Adderall has been used for weight loss, "Smurf coke" is a new term for me. Pretty funny. Thanks for that.

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