Fraulein Maria appreciates the beauty of a non-sequitur comment, when she reminded us of the now classic "Cranberry Dance":

Kim, CB, TDS crew: They are coming out of your pants. You have cranberries coming out of your pants.

We have our first Elastic Waist love match and marriage proposal between Jenn and Mary Sue:

Mary Sue, it sounds like you're anti-marriage, as am I, but I kind of want to marry you anyway. You are awesome.

And we learned the lengths to which you will go for your love of fry sauce, particularly Lynne:

Fry sauce is awesome. Moving from Idaho to the Midwest and not being able to find it depressed me. I moved back to Idaho.