01.25.2008  BY WEETABIX

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Does Mary Kate always clutch her giant coffee because she's using it as a morning after pill? Apparently coffee makes you fat, too. Gee, miscarriages and weight gain...why is there not a giant warning sign when you walk into Starbucks?! I guess I'm drinking wine tomorrow morning instead. Or maybe a bacon martini.





4 Comments

Sea Hag said:

We've all got to die someday, and I'd rather go down full of delicious coffee goodness.

Actually, if I had a choice in the matter I'd die as the filling in a Nathan Fillion and John Krasinski sandwich... but croaking while clutching a venti cinnamon dolce latte would be second place.

Kayla said:

What? Coffee makes you fat? I've heard that it's actually quite good for you: http://www.micronutrientgourmet.com/?p=32

I get the whole miscarriage thing, because coffee can...uhh..."stimulate" the bowels (so why not the uterus?). But coffee making people fat is ridiculous, unless they're adding buttloads of sugar or cream.

Tara said:

Coffee doesn't make you fat, its the cream and sugar that makes you fat. A "short" sugar-free cinnamon dolce latte made with soy milk has exactly 88 calories. The grande has 176 and I'd say they're well worth it!

Karla Baby said:

Coffee does not make you fat. All the syrups and sweeteners you may add to it does. It's all about making smart choices! It Is not a science! Starbucks has plenty of choices that are low calorie. Who ever wrote this article obviously does not know what they are talking about.

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