01.21.2008  BY WEETABIX

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To be reals for a second, how can you not have the mild hots for Pierce Brosnan? That voice? Those eyes? That fucking dimple? He might just have been my first prepubescent swoon when I first saw him strut into the offices of Remington Steele. Everything that Cary Elwes has, he totally nicked from Pierce Brosnan. And sorry, I know that Daniel Craig fills out a Speedo quite nicely but James Bond? Pah. Big shoes to fill, my friend, and you know what they say about a guy with big feet? Right, I digress.

Anyway, Pierce is gorgeous and also, his wife? Super gorgeous and also rocking the hell out of a size that is not a zero, two, four or six. In fact, look at these pictures! Look at that smile on her face! Look at the guy she's chewing on every night! Damn, it's nice to see a Hollywood couple go against the stereotype, isn't it? Yeah, prepubescent crush on Remington Steele? Still a solid yes. And maybe a little bit of a crush on Keely too. —Weetabix



9 Comments

Laura said:

I'm so glad you addressed the gorgeousness that is this family! I was really pissed that TMZ posted the photos...it was uncalled for. These two are not "tabloid fodder" and were obviously enjoying some "fun in the sun" (groan, I know). Anyway, thanks for this post! Their nonconformity deserves to be celebrated!

Mags said:

What would aggravate me is that there is someone out there who would call her fat. Sure, she's gained a little weight, judging by the photo of her and Pierce back in 1997, but she still looks good. She looks healthy and happy which is more than can be said for a lot of women in Hollywood who have better bodies.

GoingLoopy said:

I find it sad that the comments calling her fat are pretty much all from women. Perhaps they're a little bitter that someone who doesn't diet and exercise themselves into anorexia has a smoking hot husband and a great life, while they are likely hungry and miserable?

Peevish said:

He's happy, she's happy, who are we to judge? What I judge is the society that feels it's newsworthy that a handsome man can love an obviously overweight - but fine and fierce! - woman. This should not be news.

Alyssa said:

She's beautiful. He's beautiful. He lost his first wife to cancer, then adopted her two kids from a previous marriage when their dad died. This family deserves happiness, and some PEACE! Give it up, TMZ! You guys are a bunch of boring, no-talent hacks who couldn't make it in the world of real journalism, and have to resort to stalking celebrities and calling them names. Grow up!

laurie said:

Pierce Brosnan: my dream man x200.

airlie said:

What a beautiful boy for loving her "just the way she is": gorgeous!

whyme63 said:

Well, I wouldn't exactly call them MILD hots...and part of what makes him sexy to me is that he's always been a tremendous family man. And I want Keely's bikini.

Emily said:

I've always had a crush on him and was really pissed when they started using Daniel Craig in the Bond movies. I'm so glad to see that he and his gorgeous wife have such a healthy attitude in their personal lives!

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