Why do I love Janice Dickinson so much? The woman is a trainwreck. Her personal life is scary, she's most likely got a narcissistic personality disorder (and no, I wouldn't say that about any model) and she made Toccara cry on a regular basis. And then there's Al Roker asking her if she thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was fat, and she uses the opportunity to instead call out Tyra Banks.

It's pretty clear that Janice was using poor Al Roker as a conduit through which to hurl insults at Tyra while the TV viewers looked on, but instead of calling her a bitch, instead of calling her a control freak or a fivehead or a failed singer or the worst actor ever, Janice chose the easy route and went for the cellulite. And now I don't like her as much. Not because she slung the fat word around (she is, after all, just a reflection of society) but because she is making me defend Tyra Fucking Banks!

This is a symptom, guys. This is the same reason that Jennifer Love Hewitt is now telling the Internet to go fuck itself (although, we're absolutely certain that she doesn't mean Elastic Waist). Why does this word have so much power? In the second paragraph, did you think I was being mean by calling Nikki Blonsky fat? This is not a judgment, it's just a physical description. She's also a brunette. She's also adorable. She also can sing like nobody's business. She's also fat.

I need an agreement from you right now. You know if you're fat and you know if you're not. Let's own this word. If you had blue eyes, would you whine to people that your eyes are so brown that you want to weep? No? Then why would a size 6 person whine about being so fat they can't stand it? You are a size 6! Get over it! Take back the word! Don't let them use it against you, regardless of what size your jeans are. Own your body and no one can have any power over it anymore. —Weetabix