The specials were spot on today. ScoJo is a bitch, why would Dolly want to be portrayed by her?

I was pro ScoJo for a long time -- that brain! those curves! etc -- but the more interviews I read with her the more I find her somewhat self-obsessed. And as soon as a celeb starts buying their persona (in this case, "Man Slayer", you gotta worry.

I heart the Elastic Waist, and have a girlie crush on Kim... oh geeze!

I dig the Stupid Scale. Perhaps Dolly Parton's biopic choices should be somewhere on there? I'm convinced that somewhere L.Ron Hubbard is laughing it up! Oooooo, how about the Stupid Scale takes on strange religions?

what does Kim want for the holidays? Personally, I've been hoping that I finally get the rubber chicken that I'd been asking people for.

Another stupid scale gift: fruit cake. How many calories in a fruit cake? Who invented this bane of the holidays??

Oh man, that was the saddest Comments time ever.

I was thinking today about how far the show has come in only, what, a dozen episodes? The first one was kind of tenative, but you've really managed to hit your stride. I love it. It's the one thing I can count on during the writers' strike...

The best cure for fruit cake givers is to serve them some.

Sorry to not see Comment Boy today.

I hear ya Loony...and i'm waiting for TDS T-Shirts...

*sigh* Invisible Comment Boy just doesn't do it for me.

More Stupid Scale segments please! Perhaps we could discuss stupid excuses for getting out of your company's holiday party?

But fruitcake can be good, I swear! You don't have to use gross green candied cherries. You can use organic dried sour cherries, cranberries and pineapple, golden raisins , dates and delicious walnuts and candied ginger. Lots of butter and dark brown sugar and vanilla. And leave the horrible, mush-making cheap brandy off the top.

I don't think it's particularly low-fat, but it does contain fruit and nuts. I made a bunch of little ones for holiday gifts one year, and everyone who received one said it was really good. (Although...my mom says that they were lying, and my father got mad and said, "don't you know that fruitcake is the number one, all-time, worst present EVER? People give it as a joke, or to people they hate!" And they both refused to try it.)

mystery man comment boy (how do you get the comments to appear out of nowhere?) phantom of the opera has nothing on you...

ala Dick Tracy hat?

the man who had no body...a novel...

(the man who was tuesday...chesterton?)

why did the skeleton cross the road?

(to get to the body shop *:D)

why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

(because...no body would go with him...) :P :) (:

why did the kangaroo hate when it rained?

because the kids played inside all day then... :P :P
(go outside if you are going to roughhouse!! sez mom)

hey...as long as there is a "ding" star I'm happy...

easily amused, i know

beats being high maintenance, doesn't it?

i still think ll boob t-shirts with sticks attached would be a sight...hilarious

i thought the firewall comment from Kim was hilarious...

the earrings and cussing kind of perversely compliment each other... fashionista foul mouth :P touche

its all good...like the hip hop grannies in asia ... i kid you not...

still kickin'

Risen Lord Jesus' Peace!
e.t./sue >>* :) (:

p.s. i'm eating an invisible mango right now...mmmm! :D