11.28.2007  BY ELASTIC WAIST
Daily comedy/news show with Kimberly Rae Miller.; News; body image; celebs; elastic waist; funny; haikus; jennette fulda; kimberly rae miller; mad libs; pasta queen; sebastian conley; the daily special; weight loss; The Daily Special today features guest caller Jennette Fulda, from the blog Half of Me. And since you did such an amazing job at haikus yesterday, we wanted to keep the ball rolling with Comment Mad Libs! http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1321306206http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1243478528

The Daily Special today features guest caller Jennette Fulda, from the blog Half of Me. And since you did such an amazing job at haikus yesterday, we wanted to keep the ball rolling with Comment Mad Libs!

So, dear readers, for tomorrow's show we need you to suggest the following: a celebrity, a place, a diet, a food item, a color, and a number.

Here's an example to get you started:

Celebrity: Meg Ryan
Place: Kim's apartment
Diet: Atkins
Food Item: Fat-free cheesecake
Color: Aqua
Number: 420

On your marks, get set, go!

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31 Comments

Adrianna said:

Celebrity: Julie Andrews
Place: Grand Central Station
Diet: Mariah Carey's Purple Foods Only Diet
Food Item: Cherries
Color: Fire Engine Red
Number: 25

the mole said:

Oooh! I loves me some comment games!
Here goes:

Celebrity: Rick Moranis
Place: The Bonneville Salt Flats
Diet: The Blood-Type Diet (No, really, it does exist)
Food Item: Artichoke
Color: Cerulean
Number: Pi

merry said:

Celebrity: Sammy Davis, Jr.
Place: coal mining tunnel
Diet: The Zone
Food Item: Cherries
Color: Magenta
Number: 46,000

LadeeVolFan said:

Celebrity: Martha Stewart
Place: Pee Wee's Playhouse
Diet: Negative Calorie Diet
Food Item: Plums
Color: Cyan
Number: 3.14159265

Candy said:

Celebrity: Pepa (of Salt-n-Pepa Fame)
Place: Walk-in freezer
Diet: Cabbage Soup
Food Item: wasabi
Color: kelly green
Number: -1

asakite said:

Celebrity: Bob Marley
Place: Zion
Diet: brownies
Food item: Funions
Color: green...or purple
Number: 1/8

asakite said:

Celebrity: Bob Marley
Place: Zion
Diet: brownies
Food item: Funions
Color: green...or purple
Number: 1/8

asakite said:

Celebrity: Bob Marley
Place: Zion
Diet: brownies
Food item: Funions
Color: green...or purple
Number: 1/8

Lori W. said:

Celebrity: James Spader
Place: The World of Coca-Cola, Atlanta, GA
Diet: Billy Bob Thornton's No Orange Foods Diet
Food Item: Cherry Slice Gumdrops
Color: Apple Green
Number: 357

Short N Fiery said:

Celebrety: Jennifer Garner
Place: The Grand Titans
Diet: Calorie Counting (Candy took Cabbage Soup)
Food: Lamb Chops
Color: Ecru
Number: 213

Ginger said:

Celebrity: George Cloony
Place: Under the sink
Diet: Stillman
Food: Cauliflower
Color: Torquoise
Number: 72

Jennifer said:

Celebrity: Richard Simmons
Place: The Leaning Tower of Pisa
Diet: Slim Fast
Food Item: Girl Scout Samoas
Color: Sage
Number: 46

Great show again today Kim! Love it!

Poppy said:

Celebrity: Michael Jackson
Place: the Empire State Building
Diet: Master Clense
Food Item: Steak Diane
Color: Magenta
Number: 38

ginger (the other one) said:

Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker
Place: Ouagadougou
Diet: The F-Plan Diet (that's an oldie that is basically "shove as much fiber in your pie-hole as will go, and crap your way to slenderness")
Food: broccoli (a staple of the F-Plan)
Color: Puce
Number: 42

psychsarah said:

Celebrity: Queen Latifah
Place: Timbuktu
Diet: Optifast
Food: pomegranate
Color: Burnt Sienna
Number: 0

Celebrity: Peewee Herman
Place: in the closet
Diet: Grapefruit diet
Food: Cranberry sauce
Color: Orange
Number: 6.02 x 10^23

Marianne said:

Celebrity: Sara Ramirez
Place: A silly putty factory.
Diet: Body For Life
Food Item: Apple Fritters.
Color: Purple.
Number: 23 546 226.

Racquel said:

Celebrity: Woody Allen
Place: The back of a Volkswagen
Diet: Caltine bars
Food: Soylent Green
Color: The Color Purple
Number: 69, dude

zerziez said:

Celebrity: Mary Kate Olsen
Place: A chicken coop
Diet: Sweetbreads
Food Item: Ho Hos
Color: Chartreuse
Number: 414

Ang said:

Celebrity: Mother Teresa
Place: Quahog, Rhode Island
Diet: Sugar Busters!
Food Item: banana chips
Color: Puce
Number: 1992

whyme63 said:

Celebrity: Doris Day
Place: Stovington, VT
Diet: Scarsdale
Food Item: Swedish Meatballs
Color: magenta
Number: 107

Paula said:

Celebrity: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Place: The Bahamas
Diet: Weight Watchers
Food: Shrimp tempura Roll/Sushi
Color: Rouge
Number: 77

Celebrity: Kimberly Rae Miller
Place: In my dreams
Diet: Kosher
Food: Matzoh ball
Color: Blue
Number: 18

Chelle said:

Celebrity: Tiki Barber
Place: Never Never Land
Diet: Liquids only
Food item: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
(Spirals)
Color: Slimy-limey green
Number: 69

Chelle said:

BTW this show is tapping into some of my favorite things ever: mad libs, boobs, Hulk Hogan, and haikus. *sigh of contentment*

Legrats (John Stargel) said:

Celebrity: Leslie Feist
Place: Idaho
Diet: Alcohol
Food: Cheeseburger
Color: Blue
Number: 1 2 3 4

Lynette said:

Celebrity: Kate Harding
Place: Moscow
Diet: South Beach
Food: Pepperoni Pizza
Color: Burgundy
Number: 714

Lilly Wetherald said:

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Celebrity: Jimmy Carr
Place: Elephant & Castle
Diet: Seafood
Food: Grilled Sardines
Color: Tan
Number: 4

et said:

that was such a cool special effect!
it looked like (half of)comment boy was floating on a blue cloud...
what a concept...

sorry i missed getting my mad lib items in on time

RLJP!
e.t./sue >> :) (:

JanB said:

Celebrity: Jack Lalanne
Place: The backseat of a '57 Chevy
Diet: The Tracy Tea Diet (My own invention, 107 pounds lost, so it must be successful!)
Food Item: Cream Cheese
Number: 42 (Readers of the Hitchhiker's Guide get this one)

I love your video. If I could string two coherent words together in real life, I might try it, but just knowing that I couldn't do as great a job as you do keeps me typing away.

Jan

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