The Daily Special-
humorous internet show
Oh Shit, my boss heard.

Ode to Today's Specials:

Tyra Avoids Sex
Johnny Depp Buys a vineyard
Saltless Food is gross

Daily Special has

food laughter gossip delight

Should show Friday too

Oh Daily Special
Kim, Comment Boy, interns too
I laugh like Buddha

Kimberly Miller
How your smile brings joy to me
Wish you were full-time

Cranberry in pants
How squishy and oh so cold
I shimmy, it falls

Comment Boy is hot
Kim you are a lucky girl
But is he single?

Highlight of my day
Keep up the funny stuff guys
Haikus are hard to
Write

Kimberly can take
A dull weekday afternoon
And give it flavor

Boy, this is tough!

Feels like grade school again.
Please, more homework assignments!
But sonnets? No thanks.

Numerous haikus

To my lover, via text

For you, I got squat.

If I didn't have
A fucking old computer
I'd watch this at work.

Dear Rubber Chicken
Not cranberry but two plums
My pocket happy

Dear Rubber Chicken
Not cranberry but two plums
My pocket happy

I am such a ho
Ben and Jerry, Mrs. Fields
I have had them all!

Doritos taste good
Cool Ranch is what I love so
DAMN there are no more

Matt McConaughey
Put a shirt on already
Enough is enough

Writers are striking
Broadway is also shut down
Thank God for strip clubs

Less sodium please
More Comment Boy crotch shots please
Less Tyra Banks please

Before was darkness
Daily special show brings light
Fuck you i sleeping

Roberta's lover
Receiving sexy haikus?
He's lucky indeed!

Here I am staring
In a turkey coma, still
Mother of Pearl, help!!!!

Paris, Britney, Linds
Whatever happened to them?
Maybe it was Mom

The Daily Special
is the highlight of my day
in this hell called work

dog smoking bong hits
enjoys life's simple pleasures
like boobs on a stick

it's time to confess
i have a little secret
i'm in love with Kim

try to act normal
pink elephant in the room
pretend it's not there

i'm afraid to ask
what's the secret recipe
for cranberry sauce

Oh no you did n
Love declared in the comments
Makes everyone cringe

These are from Kate, who for some reason couldn't sign in to post.

The Daily Special
Kimberly Rae is the bomb
We want to see more.

Comment Boy is hot.
Does he like older women?
Fantasy fodder.

Haiku is funny.
Not as much as you though, Kim
Thank you for this show.

As for Lilo's Boobs
Do they have names as of yet?
Kim, that would be fun.

Shredded coconut
Fallen like winter's snow drift
Two snowballs per pack

I too would like to see LL's boobs with names. I vote for Malcolm and Ozzie

Haiku?! Fantasic!
It is trufax that I some-
times think in Haiku!

Combining your show
with my love of haiku is
a guaranteed win.

But now I can't find
my stockpile of funny ones;
quelle disastrophe!

So I'll just add that
I love this show (oh, and keep
exploiting interns)!

Run, Kimberly, run
Rubber Chicken is scary
He likes you too much!

Run, Kimberly, run
Rubber Chicken is scary
He likes you too much!

Run, Kimberly, run
Rubber Chicken is scary
He likes you too much!

nice sword comment boy
woah - when you wave it around
i think i will swoon

:P

nowhere to go but up (:D)
i think i will work on it
(my haiku writing)

Risen Lord Jesus' Peace!
e.t./sue >> :) (:

p.s. suggested booby names: larry and moe (you know what can be curly joe...) :P

definitely need to work on that haiku... that second one's first line has 6 syllables...maybe i should work on my math/counting, too

1, 2, 3,

ah 1 and a 2...

lawrence welk anyone?

RLJP! e.t./sue >> :D (:

nowhere to go but
up...think i will work on it
(my haiku writing)

(there...amended/corrected version) 5/7/5 *:D

RLJP! e.t./sue >>