Own That Shit: Kim Kardashian seems to think that her posing for Playboy is pulling some kind of Camryn Manheim coup for the fat chicks. Kim, sweetie, we love that badonkadonk as much as a the next girl, but last time we checked, those magazines had more girls who look like you and very few who look like Posh, okay? So just say that you did it because guys want to see that juicy double and then go back to teaching Girl Scouts how to pole dance, but don't try to get us to cosign.

Sad But True: When Israeli fashion model Hila Elmalich died, she weighed less than 60 pounds and sadly she's the third fashion model to pass away from malnutrition since August. If even these genetically unique body types aren't thin enough, what's happening to the kids who want to look like that?

Does This Fat Head Make Me Look Like Tom Cruise? Yesterday we tried to link a picture of Tom Cruise in a fat suit, but the blog we linked to had removed it before Tasting Menu hit the press. However, it looks like some lawyers may have been involved and maybe Tom doesn't want us gawking at his skeevy nipple under the layers of pseudofat. This might go dead any minute, but we're linking it anyway. Update: We found a copy at Pink Is The New Blog.

Men's Health Clues In That Sugar Has No Vitamins: Who was eating syrupy fruit cocktail from a can and seriously thinking that they were eating healthily? Seriously?

You Snooze, You Lose: Yet another link to sleep and losing weight: mothers of newborns who got enough sleep were more likely to shed post-partum weight than moms who were up all night with a howler.