You're (Not) Going to Love Her: Jennifer Hudson has split from that childhood boyfriend/peasant that she's been dating through her rise to fame. Apparently, he feels they no longer have enough in common. J.Hud appears to be crying on the shoulder of NFL hottie Kerrie Rhodes and the ex-boyfriend can now go back to his life of obscurity, kicking himself along the way.

The Shrinkage Factor: America's number one family vacation destination is changing some of its rides to accommodate the fact that Americans are, in general, larger than half a century ago. Yet airplane seats in coach continue to shrink. Well, at least the Mouse cares about the comfort of your ass, but a ride lasts about eight minutes—while a typical flight lasts two hours or more (try four to six if you're flying to Disneyland from east of the Mississippi).

Fries With That? You'd think you'd be safe ordering things like a turkey burger but you'd be oh so wrong. Check out the worst calorie offenders and be surprised to learn that five McDonald's Premium Chicken Breast strips have more calories than 20 Chicken McNuggets. Okay, we were surprised. Or maybe in denial.

Topsy Turvy: Want to make absolute sure that you're controlling the portions of your M&M's or soy nuts or Valium? These bowls are pretty clever, tipping over if you put more than 100 grams into them. Mess or excess? If we must.

Creepier Than Lipo: Women are stereotyped as being vain to the point of surgically changing their appearance, but check out the fakey fake six pack that guys are implanting so they get the abs without the 5 million sit-ups required to maintain them. Tricksy, very tricksy.

Or Just Do It For Enrique: People, you shouldn't wear pretty undergarments just because you might feel compelled to whip it at a Latin recording artist/hottie. Wear pretty undergarments because you don't deserve to lock up the fun pillows in Grandma's lace hankie-cum-five-hook-bulletproof-vest. (Also, off topic, we too miss Enrique's mole)

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