Ditto On the Half Shell: Beth Ditto may not have wanted to be the poster girl for Fat Is Beautiful but she has certainly owned that title.

You Betta Work: Not everyone can rock the hell out of a Pucci jumpsuit and a 36-inch high white afro, but our girl RuPaul is ready to school your ass in some fashion sense.

Wide Load: Even the car companies think the U.S. is filled with fatties.

Tit for Tat: If you're near Colorado and want to trade threads with your thick soul sisters, check out this fat girl clothing swap. And if you're not, there's always Fatshionista.

Counter Intuitive: Wow, who would have thought that the folks on The Biggest Loser would buck the system and intentionally gain weight. The meta game has begun, people. Be very afraid.

Mean Girls Was Underrated: If you can't die until you experience the entire Lohan oeuvre, now's your chance.

What About Turkey Bacon? We read this depressing story and feel as though the Tasting Menu must now have a moment of silence for fallen comrade Bacon.