Thank You and Tip Your Waitstaff: Amy Winehouse was booed off the stage at a recent concert. In other news, Amy Winehouse still apparently standing upright and able to speak. No word on how long this will continue.

Stupid Quote of the Day: "Even though the weight losses from the drugs are modest, they're better than most things we've got." Right, because eating lots of veggies and getting fit are totally not proven to do anything to the size of your ass, but hey, if taking a chemical gamble with scary side effects is going to make you lose 9 pounds, then hells to the yes!

If You're Nice to Mama: Queen Latifah works it out, girl!

Enforced Darwinism: First fat couples aren't allowed to adopt, now fat chicks are not allowed to receive fertility treatments until they get below a certain BMI (caution: headless fat woman pictured). Can you see the slippery slope approaching?

Less Than Perfect Marriage: Former-normal-sized-girl-turned-twiglet, Sara Rue, has filed for divorce from her husband Mischa.

Not Your Average Great Grandma: Damn, everyone loves to talk about how good Raquel Welch looks, but we would kill to look as good as Mamie Van Doren when we're 75.

Just a Reminder: Kelly Clarkson is still not fat. Bill Gates confirms it.