M: Travolta. I'll have to go outside the marriage for sex, but that big fun gay man would make the best life partner for me. Except for, you know, that christian science nonsense.

F: Swayze.

K: Lord of the Pants must go.

This was a hard one. I kind of want to kill them all.

M: Travolta--As long as I don't have to give up my meds, hang around the Celebrity Center, or do any other clammy stuff.

F: Swayze--36-year-old "Dirty Dancing" Swayze, preferably.

K: G'bye, Flatley.

I agree with Roberta. I kind of want to kill them all, too.

Marry Swayze, because of that "putting on jeans without wearing underwear" scene in Road House.

Fuck Travolta, just because I have to fuck someone and it ain't going to be Michael Flatchest, who I will gladly kill.

Fuck Swayze. That's the easy one. Hmmmm, who do I want to kill more... Marry Travolta; kill Flatley as a warning to Travolta.

I would totally marry Travolta, because you always marry the money. Kill Swayze. I know that he was awesome in Dirty Dancing, but Swayze Circa 2007 looks more like Jocelyn Wildenstern than Johnny Castle. And that leaves Michael Flatley in my bed, which sucks, because his feet move independently of his body and I can just imagine him trying to get busy and his legs are flailing around. *Shudder*

Ohh this is too easy! :D

F: Swayze, especially Dirty Dancing-era Swayze.

M: Travolta, as long as I can have a lover on the side.

K: Flatley. Ugh.

marry - John travolta
Fuck - swayze, but not now swayze, DD swayze
Kill - the lord of the dance

Kill: Flatley. Even if I'd never seen Denis Leary's hysterical teardown of Flatley, I'd have to kill him.

Fuck: Travolta. Not because I want to but because I'm not allowed to kill two of them. I don't think Scientologists are allowed to do it with recovering Catholics though, are they? I like Charity's comment about killing Flatley as a warning to Travolta!

Marry: Swayze. I've been waiting for Sam to marry me for way too long.