11.30.2007  BY WEETABIX

Oh darlings, let's play pretend for a moment. Sure, none of these men are interested in the fairer sex unless they are advising them to ditch the muumuu and put on a wrap dress instead, so they will make a bemusing placement in the F category, but as one so nicely puts it, you will just have to make that work.

The comments are worried that you're going to wear white after Labor Day.



10 Comments

GoingLoopy said:

M: Clinton
F: Tim
K: Carson

This was tough - I debated on the M & F. I finally decided that Tim was sexier and would make a better one nighter, whereas Clinton would be more fun to hang out with every day. Tim is too - FORMAL - for everyday wear.

Marybeth said:

I don't really know any of these people too well other than my K.

KKKKKKK: Carson. Even if he weren't the most annoying asshat on television, his pretentious splash screen on his web site does it for me.

F: Clinton...he's actually pretty cute and could likely help me pick out the most flattering f-me outfit as well.

M: Tim. Mostly by process of elimination. I do have a thing for older guys...

AJ said:

M: Clinton- I would love to look hot all year round and like the other poster said he would be the coolest to hang out with all year round.

F: Tim- nuff said.

KILL Carson. I'm angry just thinking of him.

Racquel said:

M: Tim
F: Clinton
K: Carson

Roberta said:

I'm actually stuck on the F&K.

I'd totally marry Kelly. He is just sweet and I think we'd have a lot of fun together.

Problem is, he's probably the one I'd like to fuck as well. I feel like I might have the best chance of actually getting something out of him. And as annoying and rude as Carson is, I really don't want to kill him.

I think my problem is this... I am all too aware of how really unfuckable the fairer orientation is. What to do, what to do.

Okay, lemme go really abstract, just as if this were between butter, bacon and sugar.

M: Kelly
F: Carson. He's just more fun. Tim's the better stylist, but I'm already married to Clinton!
K: Tim. I feel badly, because I really like him. But I can't fuck him.

(But eww, I can't fuck Carson either.)

Marianne said:

M: Clinton
F: Tim
K: Carson

Carson annoys the bejeesus out of me. Clinton... oh Clinton and I could live happily ever after, and I would always be so well dressed. Tim... well Tim could just make it work. ;)

Laura said:

M: Tim
F: Clinton
K: Carson

Oh my...I so do have a thing for older men and Tim would be the perfect match to take me out on the town - and make sure my outfit was so glam. Ahhhh...Clinton Kelly....swoon....He's such F material - as long as he left his plaid pants at home. Carson, Carson, Carson....I don't think I can quite express how much I loathe him. Something about his lips...reminds me of a trout...or was it Meg Ryan...

ladyloo said:

M: Tim
F: Clinton
K: Carson

erin said:

Haha, I like this one. Definitely:
M: Tim Gunn
F: Clinton Kelly
K: Carson Kressley
Tim Gunn is just so entertaining with all of his cute words, I would want him around all the time. Clinton is definitely the most attractive of the bunch and Carson is one of the most irritating people on the planet.

Lynette said:

M-Clinton Kelly. He is SO CUTE and, I'd love to meet Stacey (oh SHUT UP!) :)

F-Tim Gunn--Make it work (trust me, I'd make him work!!!)

K-Carson Kressley. He just annoys the hell out of me and I just want to smack him!

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