Royal Chest: Whoops, when Queen Latifah had breast reduction, the surgeons got a little too scalpel happy, and she's unhappy with the resulting rack.

Downward Damn: We don't think any less of guys who practice yoga. It means that they'll be just more able to bend into creative positions and just what is wrong with that?

The Way Labels Lie: Do you read nutrition labels like they were gossip columns? Did you hear about the chickpea scandal? It's right up there with Brangelina.

End of an Era: Remove your hats, Waisters, as the diet scam...er, inventor...of the Beverly Hills Diet has passed on to the great beyond. No longer will Judy Mazel tell women to eat scarily small amounts of food nor give them inspirational talks about how awful they are for being overweight. Somehow we suspect it won't be long before the spot she leaves in the diet industry will be filled with another shyster...um, diet specialist.

Because We Know You're a Lush: Trickortini!