Chilly? It's been days since we've had any Posh items, which is about to be amended. No, she hasn't done anything asinine, just got dressed. Funny, she's wearing sunglasses, and yet we still feel like we're being watched.

Speedy Greens: You always knew some of those fast food salads were just as bad as a bag of French fries right? What a scam! At least a few of them are palatable (although really, you can probably get fresher fare at a grocery store's do-it-yourself salad bar and get a ton more vitamins too).

Tired of Pink Ribbons? But not tired of working for a cure for breast cancer? For every one of your super secret recipes you upload, ten cents will be donated to the Susan G. Komen fund. And you don't even have to walk some number of K to make a difference. That's a fund-raiser we can get behind! (Thanks YumSugar).

Obesity Cause of the Week: Plastic. Yeah, we know. We know.

Powter Puff: Remember the Stop the Insanity chick who stole Billy Idol's look circa 1983? She's still around and her hairstyle is still 15 years too late. (And she's got a blog. Of course she does.)

And Not In a Good Way: It's a good thing we're funny and hot, because we're too poor to rely on buying our way into the Cool Kids club. Also, those jeans are assy.

E=MC Hammer: Because pretty chicks who can actually string two sentences together are so rare that they had to be compiled into a jaw-dropping top ten list. We are offended for the sake of Rashida Jones.