Perez Has Arrived: You know that you're solidly ensconced in the B-List when you become a pop culture reference in some innocent kid's childhood trauma this Halloween.

Grumpy, Sneezy, Dopamine and Doc: The key to weight loss just might be a chemical reward to your brain. No, not that kind, so put down the vials, Lohan. They don't know quite yet how this will translate to shedding ass poundage, but it's another puzzle piece in an ever growing mystery for why the world is getting heavier.

Just Don't Run And Fall: We all know that if you're trapped in a horror movie, you shouldn't get drunk, have sex or say "I'll be right back" because you're marking yourself for dismemberment, but if you're up against these horror movie monsters, you can probably outsmart them too.

Sandwich Alert: Is it just us or does the female model on the Levi's homepage look like she is about to faint from hunger? Is that supposed to be sexy? Are exposed neck tendons the new black?

The Softer Side of Body Modification: If you can't afford the scalpel, you can squeeze your unfortunate bits into a Dr. 90210-approved shape instead. The line of spandex and industrial-strength elastic is available at Sears and HSN, so you know that it's super classy.

Just a reminder: Do not wear broccoli to the beach without your sunscreen. (Thanks Coryglen)

TransAmerica: Want to load up on the trans fat? Here's a list of the worst offenders in the fast food world.

Amy Sedaris Has Gross Toenails: Famous people have guilty pleasures too, but sadly, none of them are dipping slices of bacon in puddles of real maple syrup.

Nevermind the Bullocks: Is it insulting or just par for the course if Johnny Rotten calls you fat?

Pikachu Has Great Body Image: We're all about the anime love but, er, aren't those children actually reverse birthing themselves right into Pikachu's hoo ha?