But What About Muchies? Is drug use more accepted than being fat? We dunno. We know what Beth Ditto thinks, but maybe we should ask LiLo. Or her breasts.

Eating for 1.2: What's scarier than being scary skinny? Being anorexic and pregnant.

Wot's This Then? Britain will soon start shipping their chubby toddlers off to fat camps. Of course, it's also going to become a reality TV show as well. You knew that was going to happen.

We Want Our Marshmallow: Noooooooooo! Assholes ruin things for everyone.

Bikinis Kill: A great pair of panties can do a lot, but apparently they can also bring about world peace. Sort of. We think we like the cupcake solution better.