Gossip Blogs 1, Elastic Waist 0: We tried to buff up her self-image, but it seems like Kelly Clarkson has crumbled under the pressure of being called fat in the gossip blogs and has followed the lead of Lily Allen and America Ferrara. Kelly, we like you just as you are!

Noon Voyeurism: We're always curious what everyone is having for lunch, so we were tickled when we found out that Ellen Degeneres posts pictures of her lunches on her blog. Note to self: hire personal chef.

Dirty Martini à la Mode: Will the first person to try making vodka pie please tell us how it works out (once you're able to type coherently, that is)?

Pass the Soy: You can cut your risk of ovarian cancer by following a low fat nutrition plan and also eating lots of veggies. Like you needed an excuse for more hummus and edamame!

No Wire Hangers: Prada featured a "plus-sized" (read: average normal girl) model in their spring show and it made the headlines, while Skeletor sent three models home for being too ridiculously underweight. Is there a change in the wind?