Dining Companions to Die For: Gwynnie is going to prove to the world that she really does eat, as long as it's exceptionally gourmet food approved by Mario Batali. We only hope that she returns the favor and convinces that poor man to get some real shoes.

Well That Sucks: Apparently little girls made of sugar and spice might want to concentrate more on the latter, as sweets can take up to 15 years off of your life. Meh, savory has always been our favorite anyway.

Un-super-size Me: A Swedish blogger named Johan has so far lost 63 pounds by eating only at Sweden's version of McDonald's. Of course, they make a much more health-conscious burger there, and Johan is kicking ass in the exercise department, but there is proof that it's possible to get your fast food on without destroying the line of your favorite pair of jeans.

Can You Say Ashton? Kudos to DListed for pointing out that Demi Moore didn't really need $500K in plastic surgery, she is a gorgeous woman in her own right. We hope she saved the receipt.

Peaches and Plums: The Lovely Francesca asks you to complete the sentence I'd rather be fat than ______.

Screw the Locker Room: You might get more health benefits by working out at home and skipping the gym all together. Which is awesome, because the guy next to us at spinning class has B.O. that could drop a buzzard.