Today's MFK is the suggestion of our friend Susi over at Fit Sugar. Your game pieces are the super hardbody trainers on NBC's The Biggest Loser. Which one of these three is going to impress you with their flexibility and stamina? Which one is going to make you a super-healthy egg-white and veggie omelet every Sunday morning? Which one is going to provide extra lean munchies for the worms? Tough call, but that's the way we like 'em.

The comments are waiting for you to sweat it out.



16 Comments

Lori W said:

Kill: Kim
F: Jillian
M: Bob

(I think Bob's going to win the married by a landslide.)

Stacie said:

I don't know if I could live with the constant Bob schmaltz. Jillian on the otherhand, must be a firecracker in the sack.

F: Jillian
M: Kim
K: Bob

Kim said:

F: Jillian-I'm sure I could learn a thing or two from her.

K: Kim-She talks down to her team and strikes me an obnoxious twit the majority of the time

M: Bob, because in my imaginary world we're already married. Bob I love you, please take out the trash.

Marianne said:

Kill - Kim. Ugh, she annoys me.

Fuck - Bob, because have you SEEN that man's shoulders? *drool*

Marry - Jillian, because she would keep my butt in line (and looking goooooood)

Brittany said:

M: Kim

F: Jillian ... i don't want her around forever but i'm sure one night is a good time.

K: Bob.....he comes across as gay to me and thus useless in these categories. although i'm sure he'd make a wonderful best friend! but that's not an option...

Weetabix said:

Are you kidding? Gay men make the BEST husbands. And the idea here is that the categories are mutually exclusive, so you aren't fucking the Marry anyway.

Hence, mine are:

Fuck: Jillian
Marry: Bob
Kill: Kim (sorry, someone had to go, no hard feelings Kim!)

GoingLoopy said:

M: Bob. Duh.

F: Jillian.

K: Kim. I thought I hated Jillian until seeing this bitch and her condescending bullshit.

Clare said:

M- Bob--live in trainer, perfect.

F-Jillian...

K-Kim, I'd have to kill her if I married her anyway, so easy choice.

Crystal said:

M: Bob - he's so cute and sweet
F: Jillian--she'd probably hurt me, though
K: Kim aka Barbie. Too perky to live!

Sarah said:

I love Jillian. I would like to marry her to have her around forever. I hate Bob; his teary eyes make we want to die. So I think I'd just have one boring night of sex with Kim. Blah.

Poppy said:

Marry: Bob!
F*ck: Jillian..mmmmmmm
Kill: Kim. She's a meanie.

Lynette said:

Marry: Bob cuz he's cute and I'd make him workout sans shirt all the time!

Fuck: Jillian cuz I know afterward, you'd feel like you've had a workout.

Kill: Kim cuz she's milk toast.

Brittany said:

you know i don't think i've ever thought about them as mutually exclusive. i need to completely re-asses every single marry fuck or kill i've ever commented on now. my world is suddenly turned upside down.

Marry: Bob, like everyone else.

Fuck: Jillian, obviously.

Kill: Kim... I'm not into killing, but of the 3, she'd be the one to go.

Ellie said:

M - Bob. You could do laundry on that stomach, plus he is a total sweetheart.

F - Jillian. Like the other commenters said, it'd be a workout, and I'd probably learn a thing or two.

K - Kim. I hate her so much. On one of the other seasons, she tortured the contestants by making them run laps in the sand because they weren't taking their yoga seriously enough. Niiiiice.

lauren said:

Marry Bob, Fuck Jillian and Kill Kim, I'm sorry, she just irritates me.

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