thank heavens, no choices, hahaha, i'm way to old for any of them!!

Marry- Donnie, because I would be fulfilling my childhood dream. When he set the hotel room on fire, I remember my mom chuckling and saying it boded badly for what my future love objects would be like.

Fuck- Joey, because if he tries too hard in his other pursuits, I may get my jollies.

Kill- Jordan. He was, and always will be, a creepshow

Marry-Donnie-he was always my favourite, and last I saw of him, he was still pretty decent looking; plus, he seems to have some sort of career these days (i.e. acting) so he could bring some income into the household (which is more than I can say for the other two)

Fuck-Joe-I couldn't take his whiny voice for long, but if he kept quiet, we could have some fun...

Kill-Jordan-he just gets more icky by the minute (remember The Surreal Life?)

Back in the day (assuming my 13 y.o. self could have sacrificed any of them):

M - Jordan
F - Joe
K - Donnie

Today:

M - Donnie
F - Joe
K - Jordan

Dear lord, I'm so old I don't know who these people are.

I have to say Ditto to Inky and Deb.

It would be too icky for me to comment because I fear I'm too old.

what's too old? I'm 29-NKOTB were big doings when I was 12...

Marry Donnie, because then we could live near my best friend Tim in our college town, Bridgewater Ma (yeah, he hangs in the college bars there) and also there would be a good chance of meeting brother mark at family gatherings and making him fall in love with me so I could leave one for the other.

Fuck Oh, c'mon, Joey

Kill Jordan

Marry: Jordan...he's pretty to look at, and seems like a nice enough guy. he's a little metro for me but...still. I'd be okay iwth seeing his pretty face every morning.
Fuck: Donnie. He was the tough one. The bad kid with a troubled past...HOT.
Kill; Joe. He's a tiny little peanut. And he has a squeeky horrible voice. That's annoying and all, not enough to really kill him....but these are the rules, folks.

Well, maybe 44 is too old. I was already married when NKOTB were hot, and the only reason I know who they are is that I used to sell clothing and remember the stupid buyers classifying New Kids teeshirts as BOYS-wear.

As for the members of the group, can't we just this once have a kill-kill-kill round?