Weetabix: Happy Friday, my Liebchen of Loveliness!
Is that how you spell Liebchen? I am guessing.
Anne: Glorious Good Weekend Eve to you, my Dumpling of Deliciousness!
Weetabix: Dumpling? Apple or flour?
Anne: Apple, for sure.
Anne: Golden Supreme, in fact!
You suffer for your art, you really do. Wandering farmers' markets, and eating deliciousness.
Weetabix: Oh, I try to be Supreme. I aim for Diana Ross, but mostly, I just end up with the other one, not Mary Wilson.
Anne: I do not know from the Supremes. But I will go ahead and say that you are the supremest.
Weetabix: oh, but it is so delicious. Also, I realized today that I am probably Shauna's coworker, slurping my apple on the other side of the fake wall.
Anne: At least you are not the one with the snorking noises.
Weetabix: Sometimes I snork. Not a lot.
I don't think I work with both Shauna and the commenter, though
Anne: At least you don't go around stapling your ears and eating cabbage.
Weetabix: speaking of which, we hit 1,000 comments this week!
I try not to staple my ears whenever possible.
Anne: 1,000 comments, from commenters who are so smart, we bet they have never tried hoodia!
Weetabix: Cabbage, though, is good sometimes. Just not a diet consisting solely of cabbage.
Anne: But instead try to enjoy deliciousness like that served up by our cute-as-a-button Sarah.
I bet Sarah could make cabbage delicious.
Weetabix: She really is cute as a button, that Sarah. And also, apparently hoards all of the vintage clothing for herself.
Anne: Sarah, I need to go shopping! Please come shopping with me!
Weetabix: Sarah, this is a request: I would like to take cabbage in my lunchbox.
Weetabix: Sarah, buy me a pony!
I bet our new life coach, Victoria, knows what Vietnam is.
Weetabix: She would indeed. She's very smart and lovely.
Also, has very nice bangs. I enjoy her bangs.

Anne: You got to interview her and her bangs!
Anne: I feel that your enjoyment of her bangs was instrumental in getting her on board.
Weetabix: I did, and she was totally delightful. I'm excited that she's on board. I also want to go get mani/pedis with her and then lie down and put my head in her lap.
Anne: I need a lap to lie on. You think she'll pet my head and tell me I'm pretty and bring me orange juice and tell me I won't be sick forever until I'm dead?
Wait, that's not life coaching, that's being a mom.
Weetabix: Okay, in our Elastic Waist family, Victoria is the mom. Cynthia is the aunt who plays rock and roll and also gets enemas.
Anne: Sarah is the older cousin who is totally cool.
Weetabix: Who lets us stay up late and makes caramel corn for us.
Anne: And does our hair and paints our toenails.
Weetabix: Exactly. Notice how we've cast ourselves as the kids
Anne: I think that says a lot about us. Probably nothing good.
Weetabix: I think I'm older than all of you.
Anne: I think that's a lie!
And if you are, then you'll have more pictures to put in the Pictures of You project!
That was a hint.
Weetabix: Ha! I know, I need to scan some older ones.
I have them on my desk, in a pile. And also, there are some excuses in the pile.
Anne: Excuses and lies!
Like Vietnam.
Which Sarah will explain to us any second now.