BFF Alert: That's it, we officially want to go out for martinis with Keira Knightley. We bet she swears enough to make our grandmother cry.

Burying the Hatchet: David Letterman has apparently gotten over his ten-year pissy snit about Oprah and will be making an appearance on her show. If this were a perfect world, Dr. Phil would get up in Dave's grill and then maybe there would be a fist fight and Oprah would give each Elastic Waist reader a 2008 Jaguar for no real reason. That's probably not going to happen, though. Damn you, David Letterman! You ruin everything!

'Cause I Eats Me Spinach: There may be a correlation between overweight kids and iron deficiency, although researchers aren't sure what's going on there yet and which factor is contributing to the other factor. It's a good reminder, though, for all of us to concentrate on getting extra iron and other nutrients into our diets.

Iron Chef--Brown Bag Edition: The above item makes us wonder what famous chef's put in their kids' lunches. The answer: pretty healthy stuff! We totally wish David Burke were packing our lunches every day. (via Yum Sugar)

Suddenly She Sees: KT Turnstall refuses to name names but slams the super skinny starlets in Hollywood today as "shoelaces with big boobs." Those singer/songwriters are so colorful, with their creative turns of phrase.

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