Slim Faster: Apparently, Posh Spice is so nauseating that you lose your appetite. Or maybe she exudes some kind of pheromone that acts as an appetite suppressant. Does she dab a little phentermine behind each ear? For what it's worth, this is why we'll never know what a Hooters hot wing tastes like.

Give it a Rest Already: Fat bashing Britney is the new black. It's even in a damned technology review. Screw you, E! Online.

Happy Meals: Okay, we thought we were the only ones who felt weird about ordering off of the kid's menu when the fast food cravings struck, but damn, apples shaped like french fries? The world is insane. (But eating a truckload of apples, apparently, isn't. Even though really, it's batshit crazy.)

Speaking of Low-brow Cuisine: Last week was très weird for those of us who like to eat out. Chow's always entertaining Grinder has the scoop. Oh the calorie, how much consternation you cause on a regular basis?

Purple Mountains Majesty: They titled this post "fashion disaster," but if, say, Shirley Manson or Gwen Stefani were wearing the exact same thing, no one would give it a second thought. Once again, we applaud Beth Ditto's body confidence and her look of courage in the face of inevitably snide remarks. You gotta give props.

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