Clothes Whore: Don't let adorable Lily Allen con you into loaning her your favorite hootchie top, because she's got some tough love for clothes that aren't hers. And we're still waiting for bitch to return our Vera Wang top. Well, it's just Vera Wang for Kohls, but still.

Oh Sherri Shepard: please just shut up.

Just Say No: When would anyone ever go to Jared Leto for dieting advice, particularly when the answer is "sex and curry"? It sounds like the name of a new Guy Ritchie film.

The New Industry Sighs: Heads up on a new obesity drug on the horizon, this one formulated scarily similarly to the deadly Redux that was yanked years ago for that inconvenient side effect of needing a heart and lung transplant (and you thought shopping for a new purse was bad).

Motivation Problems: Only 38% of Brits surveyed would exercise if they felt it could save their life. We wonder how many would exercise if the treadmill was the only thing that powered the telly.

Weighty Accusations: Okay, we've always been turned off of Kimkins because it sounds more like a line of stuffed animals than a legitimate diet program but apparently it's one big fat scam.

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