Attention J.Hud fans: She's snagged another plum role, this time as Carrie Bradshaw's assistant in the upcoming SATC movie. Does this mean that, like the other ladies, we'll get to see her boobs? It would be refreshing to see a realistic nekkid body on the big screen. Also, HOT!

He Always Be Stealing Me Lucky Charms: The case for Cap'N Crunch being health food is pretty weak, but hey, if you need justification, here you go.

Almost Famous: If you've always wanted to have your thighs scrutinized by the media but just can't understand why you're not famous, we have found the answer for you (and also, some tips on how to do it).

99% Awesome: Clearly, we've been enjoying the wrong chocolate all of this time. The bar has been raised. Ha! Bar! Sorry, sometimes we write jokes that are just for us and us alone.

Victoria's Secret: is her refusal to acknowledge that there are women with bra sizes larger than 38D. Hey, grandma was awesome, but she just isn't our fashion icon, okay? If you're frustrated by trying to find pretty bras in larger sizes, you're not the only one. This screams a business opportunity, people!