Fashion Victim: We love Heatherette and are often delighted by their choices of eclectic runway models like Amanda Lepore, but holy crap, Jenna Jameson looks better going than coming. And yes, it is taking every bit of restraint right now to just end this tidbit without going for the money shot.

Business Opportunity #547: It sucks when you're a fourth grader and you're wearing the same shirt as the school librarian, because you both bought your clothes in the very same misses section. It's about time that someone figured out that "husky" kids already feel bad enough about themselves, they shouldn't have to worry about hemming adult pants to fit their short bods.

Return of the Chupacabra: Oh no, bitch di'int!

Rest in Peace, Gorgeous: Anita Roddick, founder of the Body Shop and supporter of, among other things, Love Your Body Day, has passed away unexpectedly at the age of 61. The world is richer for having been graced by her presence.

On Top of Everything Else: Amy Winehouse is reportedly bulimic. Fuck rehab, this girl needs an intervention.

Thus Ends Our Paris Hilton Gossip Embargo: God help us all, she's trying to create spin-offs.

Got Sprinkles? It may not be smart fashion, but you have to admit, it looks sort of yummy. If you ate hair, anyway.

The comments want to know if you've ever run around the house naked in high heels, just for laughs.

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