Too Sexy For the Catwalk: Model Jen Hunter just may have made the most strategic career move possible last year by refusing to lose weight in order to please the judges of the British show, Make Me a Supermodel. We don't know how well she's doing with fashion Mafiosos but we stand up and say hells yes!

Booty Patrol: The anti-size zero backlash has officially begun, and now folks like Amy Winehouse or Angelina Jolie are reaching for some artificial enhancements to plump up their missing behinds. We may pop on a pair the next time we have to sit through our next interminable state of the business conference call, as we suspect it might prevent unfortunate "plank ass."

Boobs Were Very Chic Back Then: We must be too young to remember when Cosmopolitan essentially had softcore Playboy spreads in it, but who knew in 1977 it was still flattering to be called "plump"?

File Under No Thanks: We don't know which sounds worse, banana mayonnaise or collagen soup.

Proof That We're In the End Times: The latest fitness craze? Personal trainers...for preschoolers. The hell? We always thought that was called "recess."

Because We Like Food: Ever find a dessert that is so delicious you want to rub it all over your body, even your tingly bits? Check out these yummy-looking cakes and desserts that last a moment on the hips and never hit your lips.

The Comments Want to Know: Who is your curvy inspiration?