Hollaback Girl: Fergie is blasting critics of Britney's VMA performance, recognizing that Brit is among the troubled rehab alums profligate throughout Hollywood and for God's sake, how many girls are going to hear the world calling Britney fat (honestly, she might have been tragically wardrobed, but girlfriend was NOT fat) and then make the .008 second jump to ponder their own weight? People, when Fergie is the voice of reason in Hollywood, we're pretty sure that this is the End Times.

Slim Pickings: The man behind The Nicole Richie Cookbook (which is a book consisting entirely of blank pages) will  donate the profits to an unnamed eating disorder charity. We suspect the charity is Rachel Zoe.

Etiquette Overload: Is it just us or does a popcorn fork seem really bizarre? Can't you just stick your face in the bag like we do?

Cure for Obesity Epidemic: This contains the most astute commentary on the supposed obesity epidemic. What is really impressive is this advice: "Eat food. Not much. Mostly plants." Six succinct words. End scene! Brilliant.

See Ya, Clavicle: Knobby knees are the new black.

Bunch of Wankers: The stadium for the 2012 Olympics in London is being designed with seats that are 4 centimeters wider and 5 centimeters deeper than a standard stadium seat due to our expanding asses.  The Sun is pointing the finger at Americans, but let those whose breakfasts don't typically involve blood sausage and deep fried toast cast the first fat stone, shall we, chippees?

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