Boy Scouts Could Camp Under That Thing: Proof that 14 yards of wrinkled teal cotton does not do even the thinnest woman any favors.

Dim Sum, Anyone? What the hell have we been doing all of this time without any Sex and the City fashions to mock and disdain? Clearly, our lives have been shallow and empty. (Just the way we like them).

What Not to Eat: We should avoid fake food and so should lizards.

Aw yeah, it's ON! Next time your coworker acts like an asshat, start a food fight. We recommend the veggie meatballs. They're totally splat-able. (P.S. You can play by yourself too. Watch it, though, there's sound.)

Wokka Wokka Wokka Wokka: What do video game characters do when they want to eat healthy? Thankfully, now there's an answer.

Carnivores Need Not Apply: Curvy cutie Alicia Silverstone is taking it all off for animal rights group PETA and looks incredible in the pics. Is it okay to love Alicia AND still love bacon?

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