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Blah, blah, blah, canned joke, freakish laugh at own joke, awkward moment, Stupid Human Tricks, blah blah blah, and now here's the Killers performing from their latest album, blah blahety blah, biting social commentary, blah blah, slightly funny joke, blah blah blah. Seriously, why do we stay up late watching this stuff? Which one of these guys is going to be keeping you up late every night for the rest of your life? Which one will be working the third shift in your pants? Which one will be stuck on graveyard from now until eternity? (See what we did there?!) You know the drill: (By the way, the first person that kills Jon Stewart might just make Weetabix cry. But no pressure!) 17 CommentsLeave a comment |
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Oh this is too easy!
Marry: David Letterman (too nice to kill, not hot enough to sleep with).
Fuck: Jon Stewart. Obviously!
Kill: Conan.
You left out my favourite -- Craig Ferguson!
M - Jon Stewart
F, repeatedly and, after divorcing Jon Stewart, I will make him my cheeky wee love monkey - Craig Ferguson.
K - Letterman + Conan
Marry - David Letterman (I agree with Marianne)
Fuck - Jon Stewart (while dreaming of Craig Ferguson)
Kill - Conan. Enough said.
Marry: Conan - i may or may not have a strange love obsession with him.
Fuck: Jon Stewart - he was totally up for the marriage option, but i think i need someone goofier...i'm enough serious and political for one couple
Kill: Letterman. bleck. unfunny and old, no thanks. Actually can we kill his lead band guy instead? That guy freaks my shit out.
I knew I liked Inky.
It is possible that I used to have a strange and intense deep and passionate lust for David Letterman. So I will fuck him until he can't walk, thereby fulfilling a teenager's dream. I will marry Jon Stewart and thereby get to keep him forever and ever, and who cares about Conan O'Brien? He is dead.
Marry Conan because it's easy to isolate & ignore your husband.
Fuck Jon Stewart. A lot.
Kill Letterman. I like him, but he's pretty old.
PS - Have a passionate, behind the scenes affair with Craig Ferguson. We can all share him. He'll be up for that!
E-Z!
Fuck: Jon Stewart
Marry: Conan
Kill: Letterman
That was a fun one!
M: Jon Stewart
F: Conan
K: Letterman
That was a good one!
Marry Jon stewart
Fuck - Conan
Kill David
Fuck Jon Stewart
Fuck Jon Stewart again.
Marry Jon Stewart.
Kill Letterman and O'Brien.
Muahaha.
Charlotte, you cannot have your Fuck and Marry it too! Those are the tragic rules of MFK and the reason why it is such a cruel and ingenious game!
This is actually deceptively hard.
Marry: Jon Stewart. It would be worth it for the honeymoon, and I want his babies. Even if we do stop talking to each other after a few years.
Fuck: I guess it's gonna have to be Letterman...but man, I'm gonna have to get reeeeally drunk first.
Kill: Conan. Can't stand the guy. He can be funny, but...auuugh.
Marry: Conan--he's an Irish cutie. We'd have cute red-headed babies.
Fuck: Jon Stewart--if he was the last man on Earth maybe....
Kill: David Letterman. He drive me INSANE!
M - Letterman
F - Stewart
K - Conan. No matter how talented I hear he is, he just fucking annoys me.
Marry: Conan
Fuck: Stewart
Kill: Letterman
That was easy.