Marry: Sugar (I'm not even that in to sugar but I just need around every once in a while, i dont' think i could permanently go without it in come capacity
Fuck: Bacon (one hot night and i think i could be okay without it, i mean i have been for the last nine weeks anyway)
Kill: Butter (just plain unneccessary really. i'm not eating now, i don't miss it, i probably won't)

M: Sugar
F: Butter
K: Bacon

Why? I love sugar. I can live with butter. I hate bacon.

This IS hard!

Marry Butter, I guess. Think of all the flaky quiche crusts and sauteed anything!

A hot night with Bacon, I agree, would be pretty damn hot.

And kill sugar. I'd be better off without it, right?

finally, one I can commit to, lol (well, i still have wet dreams about the snape one - that may be tmi though).

Kill: Sugar. Already dead to me.

Marry: Butter. I will always love you (the Dolly Parton version, not Crack is Whack Whitney)

Fuck: Bacon. I dream of bacon and one day will spend a frisky morning with it again. Then kick it out of the house after it brings me a latte.

Marry: sugar. Without sugar, there are no delicious things like chocolate or cupcakes.

Fuck: Bacon. Mmm.

Kill: Butter. I rarely eat/use it now, and there are plenty of alternatives.

OMG! I have to share with you all the foodie I saw on the street the other day. And by "foodie" I mean "IRON CHEF"!!!

I saw Bobby Flay in a seriously sad state: baggy t-shirt, sneaks, and, wait for it, plaid tapered pajama pants, dangerously close to being considered MC Hammer pants. Eeek!

Totally kill the Butter, I'm not a cook, so I really don't use it.

Marry the sugar because a little sweetness everyday keeps me going.

Fuck the bacon because every once in awhile there is nothing like a nice greasy breakfast...or lunch..or dinner. But only once in while.

M: Butter...oh, how I love all things buttery

F: Sugar, because I can live without sweets until I want 'em real bad

K: Bacon, because I went veg and never looked back

M: Butter
F: Bacon
K: Sugar

It's my hope that you can get a simulated sugar high if you keep butter and bacon in your life - preferably at the same time!

Fuck: bacon
Marry: butter
Kill: sugar

No contest for me about who got killed, but deciding whether to choose bacon for the long haul was a tough one. Can I please have a torrid affair with bacon throughout the length of my marriage to butter?

Fuck: bacon
Marry: butter
Kill: sugar

No contest for me about who got killed, but deciding whether to choose bacon for the long haul was a tough one. Can I please have a torrid affair with bacon throughout the length of my marriage to butter?

that's just evil. but um, kill butter, marry sugar and hot one night stand with bacon

fuck: sugar
marry: bacon ( kill: butter

Okay, new here. So I just read the entire catalog.

If it's okay with everyone, I'd like to marry butter, sugar, Gwen Stefani and Paul Rudd, fuck the cast of House and Sirius Black, and kill Bobby Flay. And Alec Baldwin.

Good times.

For some reason this one is easy for me.

M: Butter. It will always take care of me, providing needed unsaturated fats and improving the taste of everything I cook. (Though I might often cheat on it with olive oil.)
F: Sugar. Oh sugar, I love you, but what we have just can't last... it's pure bliss, then I roll over and fall asleep. I'll be back, baby... I'll be back over and over again. But I just don't see this as a long-term, stable thing.
K: Bacon. Fuck you, bacon, you're no good to me. I mean, you smell great, but you're just a grizzled piece of pig I can't eat anyway.

Marry: Butter
Fuck: Bacon
Kill: Sugar

Marry - Butter

Fuck - Bacon

Kill - Sugar. It is the devil.

K: Sugar. I will NOT go out mainlining.

M: Butter. Because it is versatile, like a good spouse should be.

F: Bacon. And maybe Govind Armstrong. (Previously, I found the concept of threesomes repugnant, but a girl can learn, can't she?)