Foodie Cat Fight: Martha Stewart may have prison experience, but we still think our girl crush Nigella Lawson would snap her like a twig. Of course, should Martha actually prevail, Nigella can always bunk at our place.

Death Incarnate: Keith Richards might just have the secret to eternal life, but if it involves a diet of cigarette butts, we think we'll pass.

Yoga Ga Goo Goo: After the 18th time of actualizing one's sphincter, you start to wonder if your yoga teacher just might be a little insane. Maybe they are.

Lifestyles of the Dead and Famous: Our bodies might be not entirely perfect but at least they're all in one place. Sucks to be an important historical figure.

Eat Healthy Without Hating It: We're in!

Generation Gap: Researchers have found that sons of chunky moms might just be less fertile than boys born to women with lower BMIs. However, they cannot explain how the stereotype of the squishy grandma came into play.

Conformists Are All the Same: Want to be just like Reese Witherspoon or Julia Roberts? Or (eek) Lindsay Lohan? Fuck that noise. If you need more convincing that being yourself is important, do the math.

Muscleheads Are Idiots: You know that "no pain, no gain" bullshit? Yeah, it's a big fat lie. Check out the reason why you shouldn't overdo it at the gym, plus eight other fitness myths.

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