Lovely Lady Lumps: Could the fact that Nicole Richie is knocked up really be the death knell to the skinny mini fascination? We'll believe it when we see the Olsen's lapping up Peanut Buster Parfaits at the local DQ.

Pop Quiz: Which drunk-driving, coke-snorting wastrel who performed a blow job on film is trying to fake you out? Sorry, Chloë Sevigny has never gotten caught drunk driving. If you knew the answer was Paris Hilton, you're spot on (and probably should work on not being so jaded).

Demilitarized Zone: Jezebel has called victor in the fashion battle of thin girls versus fat ones, apparently. Funny, we didn't know that there was a war, or we would have put down our bacon double cheeseburger to smash some heads over the right for everyone to enjoy fashion. Why is no one fighting for domain in the muumuu territory?

Say it Isn't So: UK telly star Dawn French is convinced that she'll die a young age, which we're sure isn't going to happen, but what's really refreshing here is that there is not one single mention in the article of French's size nor doom and gloom obesity references. God, we love the Brits.

Spoil Sport: NBC has released a teaser trailer for the upcoming season of The Biggest Loser. It's here, but let's just run down the entire season: People try to lose weight through unhealthy means, starvation and excessive exercise, all to win the pot at the end of the show. Postcript: They then immediately regain the weight the second the cameras stop rolling.

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