Mile High Club: Madonna surprised travelers by shooting up during a transatlantic flight. Oh, don't freak, she's apparently got vitamins in the hypo, because you know Miss Thang is too good for Flintstones Chewables. (If you follow the link, there's a shot of her very veiny arm so that you can really be there with her in first class as she taps out the air bubbles.)

More Reasons to Love the UK: Poor, beleaguered, thin Naomie Harris has to go to L.A. to feel at home. Are thin people really given street interventions in the UK?

Stop Clutching Your Pearls: The media likes to freak out about the next thing that's going to kill you (remember life before trans fats?) but sometimes they aren't using actual solid science to write their headlines. We might have a crush on John-Ray.

This Might Make Us Shallow But: Even though we're too cool for this shit, we still kind of want to be a Fly Girl.

Bionic Titties: We often joke that we sleep in our bras (and well, it's not a joke, because unleashed, our girls have been known to pillage small villages in the middle of the night) but this nightmare? To quote the Manolo, Aiiiyeeee!

It Puts the Lotion on the Skin: You won't see Jodie Foster walking into the plastic surgeon's office anytime soon because she'd rather have weird funky features than weird funky plastic surgery (Meg Ryan much?). Our first thought was, "We love Agent Clarice Starling so much!" and then we had to wonder why the hell she's the cover girl on our grandmother's favorite magazine.